Jokes and funny stories in English

Sujet: Jokes and funny stories in English Mar 28 Oct 2008, 15:06

Do you want a dog???

I need a favor!! Do you know someone that wants a puppy?

My neighbor has a puppy he's giving away (FREE!).
It's a Dachshund, it's house broken, and is great with kids.

He's giving it away because his wife says the dog 'stares' at her when she is undressing,

and that gives her the 'Heebie Jeebies. I think she is just weird!

If you're interested, or know someone who is, let me know.

Here's a picture of the dog.

Jokes and funny stories in English Humandogvq8

Jokes and funny stories in English Humandogvq8

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Sujet: Re: Jokes and funny stories in English Mar 28 Oct 2008, 16:01

Heee ! no thanks Greg ! You can keep it ! suspect

I prefer my doggy !! 394872

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Sujet: Re: Jokes and funny stories in English Mar 28 Oct 2008, 19:27

The Cowboy and the Rattle Snake

It was spring in the old west.
The cowboys rode the still snow choked trails looking for cattle that survived the winter. As one cowboy's horse went around the narrow trail, it came upon a rattlesnake warming itself in the spring sunshine. The horse reared and the cowboy drew his six-gun to shoot the snake.
"Hold on there, partner," said the snake, "don't shoot -- I'm an enchanted rattlesnake, and if you don't shoot me, I'll give you any three wishes you want."
The cowboy decided to take a chance. He knew he was safely out of the snake's striking range. He said, "OK, first, I'd like to have a face like Clark Gable, then, I'd like a build like Arnold Schwarzenegger, and finally, I'd like sexual equipment like this here horse I'm riding."
The rattlesnake said, "All right, when you get back to the bunk house you'll have all three wishes."
The cowboy turned his horse around and galloped at full speed all the way to the bunkhouse. He dismounted on the run and went straight inside to the mirror.
Staring back at him in the mirror was the face of Clark Gable.
He ripped the shirt off his back and revealed bulging, rippling muscles, just like Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Really excited now, he tore down his jeans, looked at his crotch and shouted, "Oh, NO!, I was riding the mare!"

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Sujet: Re: Jokes and funny stories in English Mar 28 Oct 2008, 19:28

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Don't loose your Grandson!!!

A heartwarming story...
Jokes and funny stories in English Grandgd6

A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall.

He approached a uniformed policeman and said, 'I've lost my grandpa!'

The cop asked, 'What's he like?'

The little boy hesitated for a moment and then replied,

'Crown Royal whiskey and women with big tits.'

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